{"id":1299,"date":"2014-12-21T01:00:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T01:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coyotearc.net\/?p=1299"},"modified":"2014-12-21T01:00:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T01:00:24","slug":"i-didnt-see-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/21\/i-didnt-see-him\/","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t see him&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But he <strong>was<\/strong> here: Santa Claus!<\/p>\n<p>The proof is in the candy canes:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20141220_173515.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20141220_173515-1024x768.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"20141220_173515\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20141220_174235.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1301\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20141220_174235-1024x768.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"20141220_174235\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hohoho!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe DX Engineering will send us a nice\u00a0present too\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But he was here: Santa Claus! The proof is in the candy canes: Hohoho! Maybe DX Engineering will send us a nice\u00a0present too\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}