{"id":4342,"date":"2020-04-05T04:28:44","date_gmt":"2020-04-05T04:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/?p=4342"},"modified":"2020-04-05T04:28:44","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T04:28:44","slug":"thank-you-governor-abbott","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/2020\/04\/05\/thank-you-governor-abbott\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank you, Governor Abbott!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to your great wisdom and kind generosity – as shown in your Executive Order GA-14 about Covid-19<\/a> (PDF file here<\/a>)- we will still be able to practice our beloved religion in our place of worship, even<\/em> in these troubling times, and<\/em> in large groups; because said Executive Order contains an exemption for churches.<\/p>\n

So: all we had to do was start our own church, and we did so. And we found a perfectly good name for it. Trademark pending. We have already taken action to spread your gospel to our members. Members: please bring your own PPE<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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As they saying goes: the devil is in the details. So CLICK this image to ENLARGE it!<\/p><\/div>\n

Thank you, Governor; you are truly a genius! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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