{"id":683,"date":"2014-01-04T21:30:41","date_gmt":"2014-01-04T21:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coyotearc.net\/?p=683"},"modified":"2014-01-04T21:30:41","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T21:30:41","slug":"that-must-have-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/04\/that-must-have-hurt\/","title":{"rendered":"That must have hurt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first thing I saw when I arrived at the shack this afternoon:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_684\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140104_141537-e1388870464217.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-684\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-684 \" alt=\"Big Bird?\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coyotearc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140104_141537-e1388870464217-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-684\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Big Bird?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We&#8217;re gonna need a new one, Mister President! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first thing I saw when I arrived at the shack this afternoon: We&#8217;re gonna need a new one, Mister President! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotearc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}