Thanks to your great wisdom and kind generosity – as shown in your Executive Order GA-14 about Covid-19 (PDF file here)- we will still be able to practice our beloved religion in our place of worship, even in these troubling times, and in large groups; because said Executive Order contains an exemption for churches.
So: all we had to do was start our own church, and we did so. And we found a perfectly good name for it. Trademark pending. We have already taken action to spread your gospel to our members. Members: please bring your own PPE.
Thank you, Governor; you are truly a genius! 😉
Praise the radio waves