Thank you, Governor Abbott!

Thanks to your great wisdom and kind generosity – as shown in your Executive Order GA-14 about Covid-19 (PDF file here)- we will still be able to practice our beloved religion in our place of worship, even in these troubling times, and in large groups; because said Executive Order contains an exemption for churches.

So: all we had to do was start our own church, and we did so. And we found a perfectly good name for it. Trademark pending. We have already taken action to spread your gospel to our members. Members: please bring your own PPE.

As they saying goes: the devil is in the details. So CLICK this image to ENLARGE it!

Thank you, Governor; you are truly a genius! 😉


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One Response to Thank you, Governor Abbott!

  1. Jason Shell says:

    Praise the radio waves

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